Saturday morning before the football games started, I was perusing social media, not really looking for anything in particular, when a post on Instagram by somebody I didn't know grabbed my attention. This particular poster wrote, "It was not officially Saturday until this came on." Below that simple sentence was a short video, less than a minute, that totally summed up my Saturday mornings from the time I was five or six until I was well, I'm not ashamed to admit, well into my 20's, maybe 30. It was a theme song. Since I can't play it on this blog, I'll give you the words. See if you can figure it out.
Overture, curtain, lights.
This is it, the night of nights,
No more rehearsing and nursing a part,
We know every part by heart.
Overture, curtain, lights.
This is it, we'll hit the heights,
And oh what heights we'll hit,
On with the show this is it.
Tonight what heights we'll hit,
On with the show this is it!
I would dare say any serious watcher of cartoons no matter their age or sex, is already singing along with the above words, brought to us by the brilliant people at Warner Bros., the theme song to Looney Tunes.
I can still remember Saturday mornings, my brother and I would get up early, say seven or so, get a bowl of Cheerios or Frosted Flakes, and head to the couch in the family room and sit transfixed for the next 90 minutes watching Looney Tunes and the latest adventures of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck Sylvester and Tweedy, Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd and others.
As silly as the cartoons were, we laughed hysterically every time Elmer Fudd shot Daffy Duck's beak. Daffy would always have to manually readjust it. Or when Wile E. Coyote would get a package from ACME. We just knew whatever contraption was inside, he would put it together, be outsmarted by Roadrunner, and with a "beep, beep," it would blow up in his face, and he would drag the remnants back to wherever to try again.
60 years later I can still recall some of my favorite lines from these characters. I quote these lines so often, M has turned the tables and used them on me a few times. Ever have your wife call you an "ultra-maroon?"
The Looney Tunes were far ahead of their time, starting in the '40's and running for over 50 years on CBS and ABC. They can still be seen on various cable channels, or do what I do, watch episodes on YouTube. They were good because of the direction of Chuck Jones, Friz Freleng, Bob McKimson, Bob Clampett and Tex Avery. They gave the characters life and Mel Blanc's voice gave them personality. Which meant we wanted to watch them over and over and over.
Like we all had our favorite Beatle, we all had our favorite Looney Tunes character as well. Here are some of mine, and why I liked them, with maybe a quote or two.
Bugs Bunny - The star of the show. The wise-cracking bunny who sounded like he came from the Lower East Side in New York, could always be seen chomping on a carrot. Bugs gave the world, among other great quotes, "eh, what's up doc?" How about popping out of his hole with a map and announcing, "Pismo Beach, and all the clams you can eat." Not seeing the beach anywhere, he scratches his head and says, "I knew I should have made that left turn in Albuquerque." He also gave us, "of course you know this means war," and as I mentioned earlier, "what an ultra-maroon." Bugs is timeless.
Foghorn Leghorn - Whoever created Foghorn must have really liked him, because in my opinion, he has the best lines, some of which, if you were a devoted watcher of Looney Tunes, you can probably still quote. Doing battle with dog next door or the chicken hawk, our favorite character uttered these beauties. "Go, I say go away boy, you bother me." How about, "That dog is as subtle as a hand grenade in a bowl of oatmeal." Talking to the chicken hawk, "Pay attention to me boy! I'm not talking to hear my head roar." Finally, "Now who's, who is responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?" I do love Foghorn Leghorn.
Roadrunner/Wile E. Coyote - The coyote's endless pursuit across the barren desert landscape of the quick roadrunner. Every segment between these two had no dialog, just music, except for Roadrunner occasionally saying "beep-beep." That's it. No dialog was necessary. In each 10-minute cartoon, Wile E. Coyote would invariably run off a cliff, get hit by a train or bus, or crushed by an anvil. Every time he would fall off the cliff, his eyes would get big, and his body smaller and smaller, until you couldn't see him. Then a second later, there would be a puff of dust coming up off the desert floor.
Yosemite Sam - Yosemite Sam was short, I mean, seriously short and had a gigantic, small-man complex. He had red hair and a huge red moustache and an oversized 10-gallon cowboy hat on his head, and always carried a pair of six-shooters. A tough guy in the old west, who after being outsmarted by Bugs, would nearly always say, "You rackin', frackin' varmint!" I'm not sure what rackin' frackin' means, but it still makes me laugh. One time I remember after a rough battle Yosemite Sam finds himself in Hell. Looking around and not knowing where he is, he uttered this classic, "man, it's hot in here, where am I, Dallas?" Finally, in another episode, he found himself in the company of some folks who didn't understand him. His response, "Great horny-toads, I'm surrounded by idjits." I'm sure he meant idiots, but that is not the way it came out of his mouth.
Stay with me, only three more.
Elmer Fudd - Poor Elmer, he was just too innocent and was always being outsmarted by Bugs, and Daffy for that matter. I cannot look at Elmer Fudd without thinking of his signature line. Like before, I'm going to type it as it sounded coming out of his mouth. "Shhhh, be vewwy, vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits." Elmer is so much fun, even though he is always on the short end of the joke, he rarely gets angry.
Daffy Duck - Finally we get to the co-star of the show. The foil of Bugs' jokes, he gets fed up with Bugs in nearly every episode and reminds him, "You're despicable." Mel Blanc's interpretation of Daffy was to give him a slight lisp, while the animators had him spewing saliva every time he hurled an insult. Daffy is always trying to outsmart Bugs, which gave us great lines like, "I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible." Actually I kind of like that one. Along that same line he said, "obviously no one understands the level of insanity I operate at." Last one I'll leave you with from Daffy is actually good advice. "You can't control who comes into your life, but you can control what window you throw them out of."
Speedy Gonzalez - I mention the little Hispanic mouse because when my age was still in the single digits, I learned my first two words of Spanish from Speedy. he was always running around yelling, "Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!" For those not familiar with Espanol, he was saying "hurry up, hurry up, let's go, let's go!"
As Porky Pig would say at the end of every show, "That's All Folks!"
I really hope I didn't bore you with my recollections of Looney Tunes. M was watching a British murder mystery on BritBox or Acorn or Prime, something, and I kept imitating Mel Blanc. Be glad you weren't here for that. It wasn't pretty. One thing they did, was make me laugh, and now, 60 years later, they still make me laugh, and really, that is not such a bad thing.
Have a great week. Be kind to each other.