Hey kids, welcome back to the 47th year of picking SEC football. Last year was not my best year, but hey, I had more winners than I got wrong, so that's a good thing isn't it?
You may have noticed we have a new forum this year. I have signed an Executive Order moving the pics from Facebook to Baseball, God and Tacos. I'm not sure why I'm doing it, just something different.
By typing this on Friday afternoon, I missed last night's season opener between Missouri and Central Arkansas. Since most of you know I grew up in Missouri, and UCA has only been in Division I a few years, the odds of me picking UCA are pretty much the same as me voting for Donald Trump. That is to say, nil. So I am giving myself a spirit win for the Tigers 61-6 blowout of the Bears last night.
Ok, fasten your seat belts, have your snacks and favorite beverages handy, here are the remaining 15 games.
Auburn at Baylor - Fri. 7p - Fox - For the second night in a row, we have a game between the Tigers and Bears, and we might as well start off getting everyone's attention. I'll take the Bears in Waco. At this point, I'm just not sold on Coach Freeze. Baylor 37, Auburn 28
Mississippi State at Southern Miss - Sat. 11a - ESPN - Charles Huff is in his first year at Hattiesburg coaching the Golden Eagles, having left Marshall and bringing about 60 of his players with him. Still, I have confidence in the boys from StarkVegas. Mississippi State 42, Southern Miss 24
Syracuse at Tennessee - Sat. 11a - ABC - I think this is kind of cute, the Orangemen come down south to play the Vols, who think they invented orange. The Orange shall prevail; that's the Rocky Top Orange. Tennessee 45, Syracuse 17
Texas at Ohio State - Sat. 11a - Fox - I predict the Longhorns will be grazing on Buckeyes for their lunch. Nearly everyone's preseason pick to be National Champion goes to Columbus and leaves the Horseshoe with a win. Texas 31, The Ohio State University 21
Toledo at Kentucky - Sat. 11.45a - SEC - As we all know, at Kentucky, football is just something they do until basketball season starts. The Zips (what kind of mascot is a Zip? Is the speedy zip code guy their mascot?) I'll take the mighty MAC in a mild upset. Akron 24, Kentucky 20
Marshall at Georgia - Sat. 2.45p - ESPN - We know the Georgia Bulldogs are really good. We know the Marshall Thundering Herd (that's a better name than Zips) are from West Virginia. Georgia is better than Mizzou, and Marshall is probably better than UCA. But then again, their head coach and all their players fled for Hattiesburg. Same score as last night. Georgia 61, Marshall 6
Alabama at Florida State - Sat. 2.45p - ABC - My good friend Jess loves the Crimson Tide. His wife, my good friend Kim, is from Jacksonville, Fla., and absolutely loves the Seminoles. I wonder if they will be watching in separate rooms? I don't want Kim mad at me, but here goes. Bama 33, Florida State 24
Alabama A&M at Arkansas - Sat. 3.15p - SEC - M and I were in Huntsville yesterday, and I did not see a long line of cars leaving Madison County for Fayetteville. Advantage Arkansas. Arkansas 52, Alabama A&M 7
Illinois State at Oklahoma - Sat 5p - SEC - No line on this game, therefore no commentary. Oklahoma 63, Illinois State 7
Texas-San Antonio (UTSA) at Texas A&M - Sat. 6p - ESPN. The Aggies are favored, as they should be, but the Roadrunners are a fiesty little team. At least they were last year. This could be an interesting game for awhile. A&M 35, UTSA 27
Charleston Southern at Vanderbilt - Sat 6p - SEC - This would be a great baseball game. It may be a good football game. I like the matchup, the Pirates against the Commodores. Even though Charleston is one of my favorite cities, I'm taking Nashville, even though I hate their traffic. Vandy 38, Charleston Southern 14
Long Island University at Florida - Sat 6p - SEC - Long Island University? Seriously? I thought it was just tennis, golf and croquet on Long Island. Ive been there, and I can say with certainty I did not see anyone playing football, playing catch with a football, I didn't even see one laying unattended in a vacant lot. I'm surprised this game is not on some Public Access channel. Florida 124, Long Island 0
LSU at Clemson - Sat. 6.30p - ABC - The Tigers will win. Of that we can be assured. But will it be the purple/gold or the purple/orange? I was born in Louisiana, and for that reason, and that reason only, I'm picking LSU. I know, not very smart. LSU 33, Clemson 31
Georgia State at Ole Miss - Sat. 6.45p - SEC - Have I told you my younger son Clayton is a graduate of Georgia State. When I asked him who would win this game, he laughed. Not only is he my kid, he's smart as well. Ole Miss 49, Georgia State 14
Virginia Tech at South Carolina - Sun. 2p - ESPN - I'll be visiting South Carolina for a couple of weeks at the end of October. I currently have no plans to visit Virginia anytime soon. South Carolina 34, Va Tech 24
Well, that will do it for the first week prognostications. Remember, these picks are for entertainment purposes only. Find a comfortable seat, college football is about to begin. Enjoy the toasted ravioli.